Description: 00:00 – 02:01 ‘The London International Film School presents’ title card. Three men in nun outfits walk down the aisle of a church, each holding a lit candle. Once they reach the front, they turn around and stand in a line. Close up on one of the nuns (Sister Bridget Over Troubled Waters), then the camera pans to the right to show the other nuns. ‘21st Century Nuns’ title card. Three nuns in a park. One of the nuns reads a speech before tying a bandeau around the forehead of another nun who is kneeling down, with the third nun stood behind him with his hands on the kneeling nun’s shoulders. Close up on a nun talking to camera. Selection of stills of the ‘Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence’.

02:01 – 03:48 A group of nuns walk down the street. Still of ‘Sister Bridget’, then his name fades on to the screen next to him. Close up on ‘Sister Bridget’ talking to camera. Still of another nun, the name ‘Sister Frigidity of the Nocturnal Emission’ fades in. Close up on ‘Sister Frigidity’ sat on a chair. Still of ‘Sister Frigidity’ at an anti-police protest. Shot outside ‘The Coleherne’ Pub, then of Kensington police station. Still of a nun on a swing, the name ‘Sister Belladonna In Gloire De Marengo’ fades in. Close up on ‘Sister Belladonna’ sat talking to camera. Stills of nuns at protests. Still of safer sex and HIV & AIDS posters.

03:48 – 05:36 A nun sits in a chair with another nun lying down in front of him. The nun lying down takes a banana out of his robe and places it is his mouth. The man sat down smears lube over the banana, then puts a condom on the banana before smearing more lube on it. He then leans forward and puts his mouth over the banana. Four nuns sit by the Horse of Helious statue at Piccadilly Circus. Close up on ‘Sister Bridget’s’ face talking to camera. Shot of Piccadilly Circus as the four nuns walk past singing. Newspaper clipping of Derek Jarman with 5 nuns. Close up on Sister Frigidity talking to camera. Black and white stills of the canonisation of Derek Jarman.

05:36 – 06:49 Close up of Derek Jarman in a gold robe and crown talking to camera. More black and white stills from his canonisation. A lorry decorated with balloons and banners for ‘OutRage!’ drives past slowly, with Derek Jarman and other nuns on the back. A parade moves past the camera, including nuns and other members of the LGBT community. Close up on Derek Jarman’s face.

06:49 – 08:24 Two nuns walk past the front and then into ‘Comptons of Soho’ pub. Two nuns stand talking and drinking in the pub. A man walks over and starts talking with them. Shot of a footbridge with buildings in the background. A nun walks over the bridge with a cigarette. He walks down a street towards and past the camera and smiles at two girls walking the other way. They laugh together and turn to look at the nun as they continue walking. Sister Bridget irons his headwear. The camera follows him as he walks down the street in his ‘regular’ clothes. Close up on Sister Frigidity sat in a chair in his ‘secular’ clothes. Close up on Sister Belladonna stood talking to camera, also in regular clothing.

08:24 – Sister Bridget sat on a sofa with his partner. Shot of the outside of a clothes shop. The camera follows Sister Frigidity as he walks past and down the street. Camera follows a nun as he cycles along the path. Credits.